Truth in advertising

We have a station in Madison, WI called Charlie. It claims that it plays everything and I've got proof of that claim this morning. I hit the snooze button three times on my alarm clock and which means I heard three different songs in my semi-sleepy state. The first was "Harper Valley PTA" by Jeannie C. Riley. Next was "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen. I finally got out of bed when I heard "Never Tear Us Apart" by INXS.

Strangely, Harper Valley PTA got stuck in my head more then others. I say strange because I've rarely heard "Never Tear Us Apart" and not belted out the lyrics.

Things I've heard on the bus that shouldn't be said on the bus.

1.“I had that Norovirus yesterday.”

2.“I had my first... what do they call it... a 'Swing-Ding'? What is it when you have two chicks and one guy?”

3.“My parole officer is a real dick.”

OH! I get it!

You are looking at the cover for Left 4 Dead. Just yesterday, I looked at the cover picture again and realized that the reason the thumb is missing is not only because it makes the picture more gross, but because then the hand only has FOUR fingers. Get it... Four... Left 4 Dead.

Yeah, I'm not the most detail-oriented person.