When I send ads to their final stop of the production department, I usually make two piles. Pile #1 is filled with ads that have been sent and Pile #2 is filled with ads that have yet to be sent. I like to refer to Pile #1 as the "Has Beens" and Pile #2 as the "Have nots". This does make me laugh.
Today, I have left Pile #2 unnamed, but instead left a note on Pile #1 that reads:
"Don't you wish your other ads were DONE like me."